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shebreakshertoys:

I had a nice lazy morning in bed today!

Ma’am requested some pics. :3

You are excellent as hell at selfies, just sayin’

3liza:

fuckyoustreetharassment:

Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and…

mentally translating catcalls into invitations to fight, and treated them as such

Perfect, yes, fuck yes.

kingsgrave:

rinwolfy:

Women invented superheroes and science fiction ladies are so badass

I wasn’t 100% sure about this until I hit google, but yeah, The Scarlet Pimpernel predates Zorro by a good 8 years.  So as far as I can think, this is legit.

Oh hellllllllyeaaaaahhhhh, I am so happy to possess this info.

kingsgrave:

rinwolfy:

Women invented superheroes and science fiction 
ladies are so badass

I wasn’t 100% sure about this until I hit google, but yeah, The Scarlet Pimpernel predates Zorro by a good 8 years.  So as far as I can think, this is legit.

Oh hellllllllyeaaaaahhhhh, I am so happy to possess this info.

deadjosey:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

If I had a dick I would put it on my dick

DUDE, I so want to put this on a dick.

deadjosey:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

If I had a dick I would put it on my dick

DUDE, I so want to put this on a dick.

rubyrubyred:

Well put.

So much yes. When it’s right, it feels so indescribably good and peaceful and easy in its rightness.

malesubimagery:

As per the lovely buboribetra - some happy BDSM moments 

This is way too much happy msub in one place to not have on my blog.

carpebutts:

buttermilkqueen:

subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.

Subway? No, this is Domway, where we ask you what things you like on your sandwich, what you don’t want, and what you’re thinking of trying and then help you come up with a combo that makes you happy. 

If you want to feel the pain of jalapenos burning your mouth as you eat, we will take joy in making that happen and watching you squirm and reach for your drink over and over. If you would simply like some comfort food in the form of some tuna salad, we’ll make that happen. And if you want to be told how we’re gonna make your sandwich instead of being asked about it, you’re still free to stop us at any time, because this is still your sandwich. 

Domway: No CreepyDoms allowed. Eat fresh.

I’ve reblogged this before and am doing so again because it’s so fucking important and real. Negotiation, check-ins, fail-safes, and a balancing of both partner’s interests and desires — YES, even in (especially in) D/s — are what separate amazing, affirming, and bonding experiences from experiences that could easily slip into abuse and trauma. I’ve had so many awesome kinky times myself, and then I’ve heard some real serious horror stories from others about how it can go wrong when those principles aren’t thoroughly incorporated into what you’re doing.

This is what makes 50 Shades of Gray so incredibly upsetting, because it presents D/s in the way that the OP presents it, but instead of doing so in a way that’s pretty obviously meant as a dumb joke, it does it unironically, with a veneer of realism, and without dissecting the ways that it’s problematic or how it could be better. It’s awful to think that it’s been the first introduction of SO SO many new people to kink. I’m alllll about dark, fucked-up fantasies, but not if they’re presented in such a way as to make the uninformed think they’re romantic, viable ways of living out their desires.

*eats you out as a friend*

yamaracuya:

stackinmuchprime:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Makes you squirt to lift your spirits

tears of joy

But for reals though.

porn4jews:

Chag sameach!

Ok, that is actually hilarious and legitimately sweet at the same time.

porn4jews:

Chag sameach!

Ok, that is actually hilarious and legitimately sweet at the same time.

How is anyone afraid of bats it doesn’t even make any sense they are perfect perfect perfect

How is anyone afraid of bats it doesn’t even make any sense they are perfect perfect perfect